I really need to cut the cheese...

Upon my arrival home today after far too much coffee and a few hours alone in the car, I have come to grips with my personal kryptonite. I love cheese. After such soul-seeking surfaced this problem to my attention, I turned to the only obvious dependable beacon of wisdom in our ever-shifting society and found the following cheese addiction research via google. Come on, folks, when are we going to quit blaming petty narcotics and start getting serious about the War on Cheese?