Gouty feet...

If only I could drive. vote. have sex. get into the bar. get into a school. graduate. be in a band. get married. get skinny. get paid. have a kid. not have a kid. afford my kid. see my kid. have another house/job/spouse. keep my hair. find another church. find time. pay bills. stay healthy.

Man, sometimes I wonder what my/your/our existence would be like if we could just relax and quit waiting for the next thing...

"If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no more for us than a golden slipper on a gouty foot." - John Bunyan